01SNOWFLAKE
One hand-built server nobody dares touch
An EC2 instance somebody configured by hand years ago runs the whole business. There is no documentation, no second copy and no way to rebuild it, so every deploy, patch and reboot is a small act of courage.
02SECURITY
Root keys in Slack and IAM wide open
Shared admin credentials, access keys pasted into chat, S3 buckets one checkbox from public and every service running with full permissions. It works fine, right up until the day it very much does not.
03FRAGILITY
Backups that have never been restored
Everything lives in a single availability zone, snapshots run on faith, and the disaster recovery plan is a wiki page from 2021. A backup nobody has restored is a rumor, not a safety net.
04OVERSPEND
Enterprise bills for startup traffic
Oversized instances running 24/7, unattached volumes, forgotten environments and zero reserved capacity. The monthly bill climbs quietly because nobody can tell which resources are load-bearing and which are landfill.