01BLIND
Outages announced by angry customers
The first signal is a support ticket, a tweet, or the CEO forwarding an email. By the time someone confirms the outage, it has been failing for forty minutes, and nobody can say when it started.
02NOISE
Four hundred alerts a week, all ignored
Every threshold anyone ever worried about fires into one channel. Disk at 81%, a pod restarting, a cron job late, so the channel got muted, and the one alert that mattered scrolled past unread.
03GREEN
Servers healthy, business down
CPU flat, memory fine, all checks passing, and checkout has been erroring for an hour, or the CRM sync has silently written nothing since Tuesday. Infrastructure metrics never notice a broken payment key.
04FORENSICS
Debugging by SSH and grep
Unstructured logs scattered across boxes, no request IDs, no traces. Every incident starts with an archaeology dig, so a ten-minute fix takes three hours, most of it spent finding where to look.